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My name is Kelsey. I am delightfully sarcastic


gravegrohl:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it

don’t do those things

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spaghettl:

on my grave i want VIP not RIP

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surprisebitch:

THATS THE SPIRIT

surprisebitch:

THATS THE SPIRIT

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I don’t want your picture on my cell phone. I want you here with me.

I don’t want your picture on my cell phone. I want you here with me.

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

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fastcodesign:

Artist Arrested For Letting People 3-D Print Models Of Her Vagina
Megumi Igarashi loves pussy.
More precisely, the 42-year-old designer loves her own pussy. Constructed from molds of Igarashi’s genitalia, the artist’s body of work includes a vagina lampshade, a vagina kayak, vagina smartphone cases, vagina dioramas, vagina toys, and more. But the Tokyo police don’t share Igarashi’s predilections, at least, not in an official capacity.
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fastcodesign:

Artist Arrested For Letting People 3-D Print Models Of Her Vagina

Megumi Igarashi loves pussy.

More precisely, the 42-year-old designer loves her own pussy. Constructed from molds of Igarashi’s genitalia, the artist’s body of work includes a vagina lampshade, a vagina kayak, vagina smartphone cases, vagina dioramas, vagina toys, and more. But the Tokyo police don’t share Igarashi’s predilections, at least, not in an official capacity.

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subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

Omg

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darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

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canadumb:

i wonder how many 11 year olds are getting iphones this christmas 

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Men:If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?
Women:They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?
Men:But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:
Women:...must be tough.



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  Y.Z, A ten word story on being a second choice - rustyvoices (via perfect)

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If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit

they’re fucking awesome

this one thing here

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can be made into:

different variations of fries

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regular,

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curly,

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waffle.

It can be made into chips

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or ruffly 

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you can make hashbrowns with it

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even a salad

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add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes

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you can have it sliced and diced

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or baked

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you can make tater tots

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hell you can even eat the skin

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or just have little potato nuggets

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thank u potatoes

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