My name is Kelsey. I am delightfully sarcastic
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
don’t do those things
I don’t want your picture on my cell phone. I want you here with me.
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.
Megumi Igarashi loves pussy.
More precisely, the 42-year-old designer loves her own pussy. Constructed from molds of Igarashi’s genitalia, the artist’s body of work includes a vagina lampshade, a vagina kayak, vagina smartphone cases, vagina dioramas, vagina toys, and more. But the Tokyo police don’t share Igarashi’s predilections, at least, not in an official capacity.
Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes
this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.
i wonder how many 11 year olds are getting iphones this christmas
|Men:||If Orange is the New Black is so good with representation, why are all the men horrible?|
|Women:||They're not all horrible. Bennett's nice. What more do you want?|
|Men:||But he's clueless and irresponsible! And that's just ONE guy! How can you give me ONE decent male character in a slew of diverse female characters and call THAT representation?|
|Women:||...must be tough.|
If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit
they’re fucking awesome
this one thing here
can be made into:
different variations of fries
It can be made into chips
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
you can make tater tots
hell you can even eat the skin
or just have little potato nuggets
thank u potatoes