I need to stop telling myself I’ll remember something later because I 100% know I won’t
DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL I HAVENT HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF 8TH GRADE IM STARTING TO WORRY
Rest in Peace - Selena, the Queen of Tejano Music (1971-1995)
She was too young to go. It wasn’t her time.
May God have mercy on her soul.
i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them
can you believe this is what thousands of people consider journalism
Minnie Driver has always wanted to be on Downton Abbey, so Ellen decided to help her with her audition tape.
She’s the best host the Oscars ever had, I swear
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
I like it backwards
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water