My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
do you know how long i have waited for this gif
this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like
please don’t touch my thigh my dick will rise like apollo 13
but apollo 13 exploded
that’s the goal
3 words that describe american horror story asylum
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
Michelle Made Obama change seats she don’t play that shit lmao
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight