My name is Kelsey. I am delightfully sarcastic
Teke-Teke is the legend of a woman who comitted suicide by jumping onto the subway tracks and was cut in half. Her top-half became a ghost that crawls around cutting people in half with a scythe. Any of her victims are doomed to become Teke-Teke themselves, which means that…
i am 100% for women responding very rudely and aggressively to disgusting unsolicited messages or dick pics from men on the internet
^^^^^^^^ I support this message with everything I have, except my penis, of which you will not be getting unwanted AND/OR unsolicited pics about.
excuse me hello 911 i have an emergency
yes hes finding a way to talk about his penis anyway
I just joined Tindr to see what was up. I wasn’t expecting material this good, this quickly. Man, does he really try to get laid with that opener??
Somebody get this guy a Gatorade and a brain. Thirsty fool!
A text has never made me so angry before. This guy was a real a**hole. His profile talked about how all he wanted was a girl to have a relationship with and do respectable things together like hikes and wine tastings, and then he immediately kept asking why I wouldn’t have sex on a first date. He claimed that sex was a requirement for “free dinner.” Ughh I hate men. THEN…I told him you should be careful what you say to people because it can be taken the wrong way, and he said he was going to go to the cops because I “threatened” him!
History according to Tumblr.
I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU
Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.
if im at your house and you leave the room without telling me to come with i will literally stand there and not move or sit down or touch anything until you come back no matter how long you’re gone
just cause you can’t be pretty like her doesn’t mean you can’t be pretty like you
i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before
those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever