snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

(via fatpeoplemakemehappy)

orwellwasright:

#ineedtoknowwhentodropsomething

iamjonwanker:

shut up mom i’m thinking of a text post

(via paging-doctorfaggot)

I DON’T FUCKING CARE ABOUT BASKETBALL SHUT UP SHUT UP

confusedtree:

Remember how Kangaroo Jack was relentlessly marketed as a family film about a talking kangaroo in a hoodie who does impressions in the trailers and commercials and was even nominated for an MTV Movie Award for best CGI character and his nominee clip reel included all those…