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My name is Kelsey. I think I might just be a cynical bitch.

sassybf:

listening to arctic monkeys makes you feel like ur an attractive person

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houka1numuta:

four years ago my physics class and i made a chair ball. every chair in the room is balanced on one
somehow it ended up on i can has cheezburger. my accomplishments have become memes

Failblog no less.

devonianecho:

houka1numuta:

four years ago my physics class and i made a chair ball. every chair in the room is balanced on one

somehow it ended up on i can has cheezburger. my accomplishments have become memes

Failblog no less.

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moscamalarky:

there are thousands of documents portraying how we’ve systematically trashed and ruined people’s lives and how we’re still doing that to this day but when you bring that up it transforms into reverse racism

???

like wow white people we gotta get our shit together

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seananmcguire:

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sixpenceee:

So the Denisovans (a sub species of Homo Sapiens, whose skull image is shown above), genome was analyzed.

The new Denisovan genome indicates this population interbred with an extinct population that lived in Asia more than 30,000 years ago, which is neither human nor Neanderthal.

They have yet to identify what this unknown species maybe. 

SOURCE

This year it’s all coming out.

I’m not saying cylons BUT CYLONS

Paging Mr. Adams, Mr. Douglas Adams, we’ve found where Golgafrincham Ark B came down…

(seriously, though, this doesn’t surprise me at all; humans are the dolphins of the land- if it looks sort of like us and it acts sort of like us and we’re not in the mood to beat it up over it eating the same thing as us, you can start the countdown to getting jiggy with it pretty reliably)

We’re up in the Pleistocene,
We’re up acquiring some genes,
We’re up—you know what that means.
We’re up all night to get lucky.

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darkwater-smidge:

So I learned from my friend that coconut water can be used as an emergency blood transfusion, and of course my first thought was “So, can a vampire drink coconut water?”

and of course we had this idea of these tropical vampires being horrified when these old world vampires come and are still drinking blood like some sort of monster.

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zombikki:

takemyhandanyway:

made rebloggable by request

she’s beautiful.

smiling sweetly as she smashes the patriarchy.

I found my new hero.

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rebuy:

imagine someone shouting your url at you across the street.. 

it happened like 3 times today :/

image

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unit03:

that episode of spongebob where he inflates his biceps 

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kcalron:

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thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

And just how did they think this was going to play out/

my thoughts EXACTLY

They played themselves. I can’t stop laughing!

Good for fucking them.

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